the world according to GARFIELD

  • First of all know thyself, then, know thy postal code.

  • As you travel along the road of life, remember to stop and eat the flowers along the way

  • Dogs are like Nails - they both need a good whack on the head

  • The Wise man hears no evil, see no evil and speaks no evil & has no fun!

  • Anything worth doing can be done after noon.

  • A bird in the hand would be even better in the mouth!

  • Always be yourself.... unless you can be someone richer!

  • Life is a food chain, far better to be the Diner than the Dinner.

  • Observe the spider how patiently he weaves his web......
    Then Squash the sucker!

  • A Little Ego Goes NOWHERE